shlotzky

a Polish cock

Gabe: Can you believe that guy doesn't know how to change a lightbulb,

Steven: Yeah, he's a fuckin shlotzky.

by Steven R. Sanchez May 28, 2009

schlotzsky

"Funny Name Serious Sandwhich" people
A place to buy a good sandwhich.

Hey me and Shawn durkin just went to Schlotzsky's for a good sandwhich

by Shawn Durkin February 22, 2008

schlongky

term used for a mans penis

i was talking to a girl at that party and she reached in my pants and totaly grabed my schlongky

by the original schmidt December 10, 2006

schlosty

The state of being highly inebriated; sloppy drunk

Emma, did you get home okay? I saw you outside of Sigma Chi and you looked kind of schlostypants.

by g mama July 27, 2012

Schmotzky

A male dog who fornicates with a male cat.

Or
Someone who tries to lick farts out of a butthole.

“Get out from under there you schmotzky”

by Schmotzkylover May 27, 2018

Schloisy

An unsettling emotion you can't put your finger on

Don't be so schloisy!

by Charmm August 10, 2019

Jordan Schlansky kink

Somebody who gets sexually excited by the thought of Jordan Schlansky.

Yo bro! I swear I watched Conan O’brien last night and my Jordan Schlansky Kink went crazy.

by Eskils April 4, 2021