Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

schlocky

Of inferior quality or junky.

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.

by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

You use this word after spam pinging somebody in discord, calling them a insert racial slur, then asking for a favor.

@Jaonq
@Jaonq
You little misspelled "ginger"
You homerwackin schlokyshocysisdedrolimunian

by Scratchenchritudibourgeoise April 4, 2022

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

schlongy

Annoying, old, ubersite motherfucker who thinks that TigerLily, Circe, Val, Urbane and Munkeypants all want to be his toys.

One day he will realize he's too damn old

"that old man reminds me of shlongy. pitiful"

by Hands Rambone May 8, 2005