Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa , is cunty, Schlond poofa is Amari.

Napoleon wants to be Schlond poofa sooo bad.

What’s Schlond poofa? Amari.

by Ms.cunty. December 22, 2024

schlond poofa

It's a reoccuring car piece character from Brabie Dreamhouse, it's like a wheres waldo. It first appeared in the episode "Licensed to Drive".

Look, it's a golden schlond poofa.

by aiushhjfycgydcwvfutlrttfe January 21, 2025

Schlond poofa

The exhaust on any barbie car that falls off regularly.

Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?

by Donkey42 August 14, 2025

Golden Schlond Poofa

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.

“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”

by Golden_schlondpoofa September 14, 2021

Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.

A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018

Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.

"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.

by gollomosh September 3, 2022

schlongpire

Similar to a vampire, however instead of feeding on blood they feed on penis. They'll become ornery with the absence of sucking penis for too long. BE CAREFUL.

"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."

by Triwinning June 27, 2016