shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

fer schnockered

When you have drank an insane amount of alcohol and are extremely drunk!

I was so fer schnockered I don't even remember how I got home!!!

by K Lou October 28, 2008

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005

Schnockered

Marge Simpson’s Definition of Drunk.

“Yes, I frequently get schnockered, I might even get Lackered from time to time”

by EthanIsGreat April 22, 2018

Schnockered

The disappointment a woman feels after discovering the size of a mans penis is not proportionate to the size of his large nose.

Zach really schnockered me last night, I'll never see him again.

by Schnockerking69 January 25, 2024

schnockered

Just completely beat. Exhausted.

What a week! I'm absolutely schnockered

by urwelcome85 May 24, 2024

schluckered

Extremely drunk

He doesn’t need anything else to drink, he’s already schluckered!

by Lady Archibal March 8, 2025