lengthy slengthy

To refer to someone having a long penis but there is a half missing. For example, if someone had a lengthy slengthy, they could be missing the left half of their penis but the right half would be perfectly well intact.

“Greg stuck his lengthy slengthy inside of me last night, it felt weird but it really focused on my right half.”

by Praised pecker October 15, 2018

schlengs

when you weech your boxers/pants up your crack and roll up the excess material to form a nice makeshift thong. usually worn by the schlath who invented this fabulous arse rashing clothing range.

Hey you guys, l-look at m-ma wee-hee in these b-b-bad boys.

by jev January 30, 2004

schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

by rocket__ June 16, 2018

shlength

The length of a shlong.

See shlong, shlongitude

My shlength is the standard for Astronomical Units.

by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

schlongtoberfest

a HUGE sausage fest, like Octoberfest but with just guys.

God its such a schlongtoberfest in here im not a fan imma go visit the ladies!!!

by drislyfe July 14, 2014

Schleng

Level above leng and peng- a sweet one who’s a perfect 10

Bro that girl there was schleng asffffff, no flaws

by Armz_Jorleone September 13, 2020

schlingth

The none of which one had

His schlingth became apparent immediately

by Brot Burger May 6, 2022