schlager queen

A gay man who is obsessed with schlager music, a type of music most often found in the Nordic countries, and more especially Sweden. Said music tends to include a key-change, with an elaborate stage routine, and be performed by a Nordic diva-goddess, such as Shirley Clamp, Sanna Nielsen or Nanne Grönvall, staples of the Swedish schlager music scene.

Upon hearing the key-change, groups of schlager queens, normally gathering for their annual 6-week schlager-powwow in February and March, will scream, cry, clap, jump up and down and generally get very excited.

My word! Did you see that schlager queen literally cry when it got to the key-change?
Yes, but it's understandable. Every schlager queen is moved by a key-change.

by Finda McV January 23, 2011

Schlagernickel

a French penis(tall in size)

"Check out the SCHLAGERNICKEL on that man!"

by Dwang Dwong January 16, 2009

schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies

Let's go schloff a schluber

by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006

Schlager

The act of falling face first, hands second.

Feefee schlagered when tripping on a rock.

by msycle November 10, 2011

schlager

An adjective meaning "drunk". Normally used in the past tense. "schlagered"

Comes from Wisconsin Attorney General Peg Lautenschlager who was arressted for drunk driving Feb. 2004.

See also, drunk

John got schlagered last night and threw up everywhere

by Sam March 26, 2004

Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

schluge

A very huge pecker, jimmy, johnson, purple headed yogurt slinger, penis, what else can I say? A HUGE ONE!!

Bob has a schlong, but Jimmy has a schluge. A SCHLUGE!

by Iamapeckerhead December 12, 2003