A late night philosophical therapy session with a well intentioned middle aged unshaven friend, often seen wearing a worn baseball cap, holding a cold Miller Lite in one hand and a Marlboro in the other. Talks generally begin after most of the group have wandered off to bed, leaving the recipient alone, sometimes lasting until daybreak.
Man, Dionne was the last one standing and received his schwartzentalk until the sun came up over the beach...
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A young savage that surfs the ROBLOX Twitter Community and likes to post pictures of himself without any clothes on.
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Get the Schvartz mug.Pronounced "Red Shuvatzah".Schwartze is the Yiddish word for "black".
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
It is a play on the term "Red Lobster"because blacks think that the restaurant is such a classy place to go,what with their cloth napkins
umlimited cheesy butter biscuits.They are the reason "Red Lobster" is going to an automatic gratuity.They had better take EBT.
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The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
The act of one-upping the person to whom you are speaking by continually interrupting them to tell a pointless story about how someone you know is and or has something better than they do.
So last week I was walking down the street and a Ferrari passed me...
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
Dude I know this one guy at home that has 3 Ferrari's and I heard that he drives them all the time
Fuck. Stop Schwartzing me.
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