schaivoed

When your waiter forgets your food, won't refill your water, and generally ignores you.

Our waiter schaivoed me for 20 minutes before finally refilling my iced tea.

by hockeynut April 1, 2005

schaivo

v. to place someone in a permanent vegetative state.

"You really Schaivoed her didn't you?"
"Yeah, man, she's in an iron lung. When she opens her mouth, she wheezes 'La Vie En Rose'."

by Don Bito April 29, 2008

schaivo

Taking it easy, relaxing. Food and drink optional.

Southeastern U.S. colloquialism.

We're kicking back tonight, schiavo style.

by Alexander Hamilton May 13, 2005

Terri Schaivo Diet

Not partaking of any food or water for a good eleven days or so. Media coverage and candlelight vigils optional.

Jenny, I don't know if anyone has ever told you, but you have a substantial amount of back fat...ever consider the Terri Schaivo Diet?

by sconch April 12, 2005