Scandinavian Headlock

The act of a naked man wrapping his legs around a person's neck, causing them to suck his dick

Guy 1: Bra! Guess what I got to do last night with Sydney.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you already got a Scandinavian Headlock!
Guy 1: You guessed it bro.

by Milan the dude October 8, 2014

scandiboo

Someone obsessed with Scandinavian culture. Essentially a weeaboo, but instead of obsession over Japanese culture, Scandiboos obsess over Scandinavian culture.

James has a Swedish flag in his room, he's trying to learn Norwegian on Rosetta Stone, and he wants to move to Denmark after college. Fucking Scandiboo.

by Homosneksual August 17, 2016

Scandiboo

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.

I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.

by meowlnir June 11, 2018

scandinavilous

adj. exorbitantly priced; of or pertaining to a monetary ripoff; scandalously expensive; characterized by excessive taxes, fees
Etymology: inspired by the scandalously high prices in Scandinavia

With a can of soda costing over $2, Helsinki is the most scandinavilous city I've ever visited.

by sultunuvsuav December 16, 2008

Scandirito's Law

A term coined by Michael Scandirito in response to Peggy Noonan's WSJ Opinion article titled "Get Ready for the Struggle Season" (posted on March 7th, 2019). It is inspired by the adage Godwin's Law. Whereas Godwin's Law refers to online discussions that have a reached a point in which there is a higher probability of encountering comparisons to Nazis and / or Hitler, Scandirito's Law refers to a higher likelihood that journalists will appeal rhetorically to the biases of specific political orientations during significant social events by comparing their ideological opponents' approaches to those of the Cultural Revolution.

Source:

Noonan, P. (2019). Get ready for the struggle season. WSJ Opinion.

This article strongly reflects Scandirito's Law since the author is drawing serious comparisons between people using hashtags on Twitter and the assassins of the Cultural Revolution.

by Pan-Love March 8, 2019

Sister scandal

When someone spills some scalding hot tea and it’s totally scandalous

Did you hear Becky’s pregnant? Ikr what a sister scandal

by lylaaaa October 6, 2018

Scandinavian belt buckle

When a man pulls his balls above his belt line (keeping his penis hidden/tucked) and raises his shirt revealing his scrotum (ususally shiny due to pressure) and says to the witness, "Check out my belt buckle..... it's Scandinavian"

Hey Dave!! Check out my new belt buckle!!!! ..... (Matt lifts shirt revealing his balls) its Scandinavian.

Dave; What the fuck dude! I don't want to see your nuts!!!!!
Scandinavian belt buckle

by Montana Matty June 8, 2017