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Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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Scaffolding

Used much on the website, Woot.com, is a particular item of little to no use, overpriced junk, and Woot-off killers.
"Today on woot, we have a lovely usb powered fan with real foam blades."

Random person: "what a piece of scaffolding."
by Mawgy September 23, 2009
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Scaffolding

The Supplies and materials used in scaffold erection.
Scaffolding may include but is not limited too: wood or aluminium kick plates, Aluminium tubes, Right Angle Clamps, Swivel Clamps, Steel Ledgers, Standards, steel or wood planks, ladders
by Scaff1325 December 12, 2010
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swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.
The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.
by CortezDevil December 11, 2021
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Snaffling

Unexpected but enjoyed oral sex
She was lying o the couch naed so i took the opertunity and gave her a good snaffling
by confusing retards August 5, 2008
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swaffling

The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.
The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.
by unicornjizz April 11, 2012
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