The leagal version of beastiality which involves fucking the shit out of your pet gold fish or some other sea creature. The end result is one messed up vagina and you penis smelling like the inside of Ivars.
Guy 1: I just attempted to sautee the sardine!
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
Guy 2: I did the same thing last week! But now i feel like my penis is an uncleaned vagina...
by FishLover87 July 20, 2011
by wolfman691 October 10, 2009
A phrase used to describe a situation in which you are treated unjustly Bullshit, A detestable of repugnant smellFeces, A phrase of great joy or elationawesome. excrement
When the cop gave me the ticket, I said that's some Sauteed Baby ankles.
That dogs feces smells like Sauteed Baby ankles.
When i saw the amount I was going to get back from my tax return check I said "Sauteed baby ankles, We goin SHOPPIN!!!"
That dogs feces smells like Sauteed Baby ankles.
When i saw the amount I was going to get back from my tax return check I said "Sauteed baby ankles, We goin SHOPPIN!!!"
by M. DaScholar February 08, 2010
Usually this is performed when a guy does it to a guy as girls are not really into it so tangled guys nuts means licking sucking almost kind of like the word roasting for a minimum of 15 minutes to up to a half hour Before blowing the shit out of them
After John passed out from being drunk he got his ballls sauteed nutts. Mike spent 40 minutes performing sautéed nutts
by TheBestfeelingbyfsr June 07, 2016