Brock Samson

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.

Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009

Sarsonogenic

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.

by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009

Brock samson

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Samsonite

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success

Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!

by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019

sanson

To be or the act of being a very rich. Sansons tend to buy very random things with their money such as livestock (ie. goats, sheep, pigs) to live in their suburban houses. Most drive expensive cars or large American trucks.

Wanna go to the Sanson house?

Naw, their goats scare me.

by animo21 December 11, 2007

The Sauron Pants

The Pants that the Servant of Darkness, Sauron, if you will, Is renound for wearing during his campaign against the good peoples of Middle Earth. These Pants have been known to change on Sunday, when Sauron plays golf with the Witch King of Angmar and Tom Bombadil.

This is also a term used to establish dominance in a relationship.

Wife: Honey, I wanna buy these shoes.
Man: NO! NO SHOES FOR YOU!
Wife: But why not?! I am buying the shoes!
Man: NO! I WEAR THE SAURON PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP!
Wife: :(

by The Pace September 21, 2008

sassone

A charismatic woman, her energy can light up the room and attract lots of attention. She is a free-spirit and down to Earth woman. Sassone is a business woman and have leadership tendencies to promote human welfare. She has the potential to take on any challenge that comes her way. She is a humble being and very passionate in everything she does. She is also confident in her every move.

By her power to be a leader, I can tell she is Sassone.

by Sassone Que February 16, 2021