Strap job

A person who is a Jerk-off, or an asshole. A person you want nothing to do with cause you cant stand them because they act like a douche bag.

Floyd mayweather is a strap job. He only fights guys who are over the hill.

by Earl jr April 4, 2012

Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

by Shores386 January 15, 2021

strap

n. A gun or firearm, usually a pistol.

I had to pull a strap on a fool named Louis the Third.

by thug4life October 4, 2002

nascar strap

Strap on the back of crocs to keep them on when running fast

Dude: Garett run over here real fast.

Garett: I can't I'm wearing crocs, they'll fall off!
Dude: well put them NASCAR straps on then!

by Jbone47 July 9, 2017

stay strapped

Always having a gun on you

Homie you strapped?
Bitch nigga I stay strapped!

by AJG3 June 12, 2014

Big Strap Energy

Confidence without (Cock)iness for lesbians who are tops.

Sarah:" You wanna treat a girl how you wanna be treated. hold her down and drive her into the mattress."
Erika: " Wow...that's BIG STRAP ENERGY right there."

by Lil.Broomstick September 22, 2018

Strap-on treatment

1. The act of bodily penetration with an artificial phallus.
2. The sexual pleasuring, or punishment, of one's partner with an artificial phallus.
3. Givin' 'er what she(he?) deserves with a fake cock.
4. Emasculating somebody.

Whoa, you seem really quiet all the sudden. Did someone give you a strap-on treatment or what?

by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011