SATI 

SATI is an acronym for “Sound advice. Thanks, internet.” It is often used when advice that is clearly satirical or obsolete is given, typically by an anonymous user or profile.

UserABC: If a cowboy appears in your bedroom in the middle of the night, don’t panic. Ask him if he needs help finding his horse.

UserXYZ: SATI

SATI by dandanmatressman February 16, 2019

Sati 

An extremely saucer way in which flag football players (Demarcus) pronounce Saturday.

What time is a game sati?

Sati by JumpmanActual March 13, 2025

Sati Babe 

Sati Babe is amazing girl i love her so much she's hilarious amazing talented very pretty and gorgeous

<3 i love sati babe
she's better than you

Sati Babe by fancy cunt November 25, 2021

Moist Sati  

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

Moist Sati by rashee October 20, 2008

Cabinets Sativa 

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Premature Satirisation 

making jokes about topical situations before it becomes socially acceptable

"that joke was too soon man"
"hey what can I say, I suffer from premature satirisation"

Premature Satirisation by kiwiluke July 24, 2014

sativa sunrise 

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

sativa sunrise by on a train 123 February 3, 2012