SAT

The SAT is a test used for undergraduate admissions in US universities that measures your ability to wake up at an ungodly hour on a Saturday morning, your ability to shade in what seems like millions of bubbles using a number 2 pencil; and your ability to sit still for over 3 and half hours with limited breaks.

"You got a 200 on one of the sections of the SAT! Oh! Maybe you miss-aligned all of your answers, and noticed when you got to the last question..."

by Anna_Banana239 November 4, 2011

SAT

Stupidity Assesment Test. A test given in high school that judges your worth as a human being. the lower the score, the more expendable you are to the government.

@#$%! I got a 400 on my SAT, so now I'm a public servant!

by Detranova July 29, 2003

SAT

Sucking out Absolutely all joy Test

Wanna have no social life, free time, or parties?
Register now! © SAT
And practice...

by nerdy_schoolkid September 13, 2012

SAT

Suicide Assessment Test- this tests your ability to not commit suicide before taking a really hard test.

Can't...take it...going to...fail SAT*phew* finished.*drops*

by divide December 28, 2005

SAT

#1 source of stress high school students are dealing with

College student: What's wrong?
High school student: SATs are getting on my nerves, it's impossible to study for it and it's tomorrow!
College student: I'm glad that this crap is over!

by NHRHS2010 August 17, 2011

sat's

SATs were invented in 1402 by a very evil king who had no friends, no girlfriend, and smelt of wee. He looked out of his window one day and saw all the teens of merry olde England having a laugh and he instantly invented SATs as a way to ensure we all shared in his misery. He was a bad bad man.

"sat's today, get out your revision guides!!"

by PaYPaY May 16, 2006

SAT

a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college

Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet

Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache

by Diablo45 November 1, 2006