A sousaphone is commonly referred to as a tuba. This is the tuba of choice for many marching bands. The sousaphone section can consist of 1 person, but many bands have up to 20 of these very awkward instruments.
Warning: Use of a sousaphone without proper training can result in the injury of the player or those around him.
Warning: Sousaphones are not to be used during lightning storms.
Warning: Use of a sousaphone without proper training can result in the injury of the player or those around him.
Warning: Sousaphones are not to be used during lightning storms.
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It will often cause you back problems, but who cares when you get all of the chicks! (Or guys for those less effeminate female sousa players.)
It will often cause you back problems, but who cares when you get all of the chicks! (Or guys for those less effeminate female sousa players.)
n00b: "Why is that guy's sousaphone white?"
Me: "Its because nobody likes him. Oh, and because even though he is 30 or so, he cant lift a brass sousa, so he has to carry white trash. He probably was a trumpet player"
Stupid people who dont think: "Isnt that heavy?"
Me: "uh, no, see how seksi I am?"
them: "oh, I forgot!"
Stupid people again: "Why dont they make pads for sousaphones?"
Me: "They do."
other brass: "Why did you pick the sousaphone? its so heavy!"
Me: "You dont choose to play sousaphone, it chooses you. Either that or the director forces you to since nobody wants to until they have."
Me: "Its because nobody likes him. Oh, and because even though he is 30 or so, he cant lift a brass sousa, so he has to carry white trash. He probably was a trumpet player"
Stupid people who dont think: "Isnt that heavy?"
Me: "uh, no, see how seksi I am?"
them: "oh, I forgot!"
Stupid people again: "Why dont they make pads for sousaphones?"
Me: "They do."
other brass: "Why did you pick the sousaphone? its so heavy!"
Me: "You dont choose to play sousaphone, it chooses you. Either that or the director forces you to since nobody wants to until they have."
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The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.
The Female version of the Rusty Trombone.
My boyfriend was drunk and decided it would be fun to give me the rusty saxaphone last night, I'm glad he had cut his fingernails earlier in the day.
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the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)
the saxophone is the hottest instrument out there
especially when the alto sax is played by a girl ;)
Ignorant person: "Hey whos that hot chick playing the alto saxaphone over there?"
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.
Intelligent person: "Actually, its saxOphone. And you're right. shes absolutely gorgeous.
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Steve slipped a disk the other day when he received a shiny sousaphone from Shannon the other night.
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