1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
by Quizzical November 27, 2006
Get the sarcasticmug. by buffalo.soldiers March 16, 2009
Get the sarcastmug. 
"I dunno whether i should be insulted or flattered!"
"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"
"Flattered, there was no sarcasticness in that statement"
by Jason and Laura July 31, 2008
Get the sarcasticnessmug. The act of being syrupy sweet and condescending to someone that is extrememly pissed off, usually resulting in the person getting even more pissed off. Useful when working in retail.
by LaDeena July 4, 2009
Get the sarcasticmug. by torpedo654 April 3, 2015
Get the Sarcasticalmug. by gayyyboylew June 28, 2011
Get the sarcasticnessmug.