by call me jubs January 13, 2008
"In the Sarasota area, you can enjoy the breathtaking sunsets, educational museums, operas, ballets, plays, golf tournaments, and boat races. " States Sarasota.com.
Hahahahahahahahaaha.
Sarasota: noun
hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.
I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.
I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.
"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.
God I love Sarasota.
Hahahahahahahahaaha.
Sarasota: noun
hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.
I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.
I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.
"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.
God I love Sarasota.
person #1:"Mike and myself went to Sarasota over spring break."
person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."
person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."
by bad_actors__ March 31, 2006
Where you go to let your soul die. Everyone knows everyone there is no secrets. Can’t find a real friend here for the life of you, oh and dating ? Forget about it. everyone just gets passed around like one giant incest pool. the police department all locals. just mad they weren’t popular in high school so they take it out on whoever they feel like. also if you’re even mildly of any color other than white you will feel like u never fit in no matter how many years you live here it is run by white prejudice people it is what it is. There is no growth opportunity here for a young adult whatsoever. Basically a giant white retirement home so if you like to have nothing to do on a Friday and constantly be talked about and backstabbed your whole life come on down.
by LickmehballZ January 03, 2023
A city in SW Florida that is 50% elderly retirees, 25% black thugs, and 25% white trailer trash meth or heroin addicts. The blacks and dirty whites constantly try to kill themselves and each other off, while the old folks call 911 to complain about all the noise from the gunfire reaching their penthouse condo. Meanwhile, local police insist there is no crime here.
Straight outta Sarasota yo! Bang bang skeet skeet! Wanna get fcked up? Just do it quiet so granny don't complain!
by Choadly McChoad April 28, 2018
Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.
by Dan00 July 23, 2008
A Sarasota Soufflé occurs following a night of drinking, and eating large amounts of Taco Bell, or some kind of Mexican food. It essentially is a hang-over dump. However when it exits the rectum, it departs much like foam insulation. The steamy load effectively seals up the but crack, but with the appearance of a nicely cooked soufflé. The color of the soufflé can very person to person, and also depends on the combo ordered the night before.
Jerald, "Yo Doug, I just went to fire out that Taco Bell I ate last night and totally had the worst Sarasota Soufflé. I had to use little paper plates to scrap it all off."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
Doug, "Where did you put those paper plates?"
Jerald, "On the picnic table in the backyard, I'll get rid of them in a couple minutes."
Doug, "Man, I was about to tell you that was the shittiest soufflé I've ever had."
Jerald, "Dude..."
by Teratoma April 16, 2010
Gabe's dad wonders why the candles smell like shit whenever Shawn spends the night. Sarasota Pumpkin perhaps?
by tyler batemen July 16, 2008