by call me jubs January 16, 2008
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Sarasota: noun
hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.
I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.
I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.
"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.
God I love Sarasota.
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Sarasota: noun
hell,shithole,nothing of perticular interest, mid-western city located in Florida.
I suppose that your opinion of this "wonderous city" mostly depends on your age.
If you are in your mid-fiftys, and have well over a hundred grand in your account, you will do fine.You'll probably enjoy your stay, conversate with the tourists, and laugh behind their backs when they go back to their cottages buried in snow.
I'm personally not too fond of it. I enjoy an occasional seasonal change, and the sun DOES get old. Who ever said it has some of the most beautiful women was mostlikely making crystal meth in their laundry room. The attractions are not that great, or even much to look at. "Saint Armands Circle" is completely full of shit. The "unique" shops aren't anything you have haven't seen before, and it is much too time consuming to even bother going.
"Tommy Bahahma" is all you'll find.
God I love Sarasota.
person #1:"Mike and myself went to Sarasota over spring break."
person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."
person #2:"Excuse me while I go hang myself."
by bad_actors__ April 21, 2006
Get the Sarasota mug.Where you go to let your soul die. Everyone knows everyone there is no secrets. Can’t find a real friend here for the life of you, oh and dating ? Forget about it. everyone just gets passed around like one giant incest pool. the police department all locals. just mad they weren’t popular in high school so they take it out on whoever they feel like. also if you’re even mildly of any color other than white you will feel like u never fit in no matter how many years you live here it is run by white prejudice people it is what it is. There is no growth opportunity here for a young adult whatsoever. Basically a giant white retirement home so if you like to have nothing to do on a Friday and constantly be talked about and backstabbed your whole life come on down.
by LickmehballZ January 2, 2023
Get the Sarasota mug.A city in SW Florida that is 50% elderly retirees, 25% black thugs, and 25% white trailer trash meth or heroin addicts. The blacks and dirty whites constantly try to kill themselves and each other off, while the old folks call 911 to complain about all the noise from the gunfire reaching their penthouse condo. Meanwhile, local police insist there is no crime here.
Straight outta Sarasota yo! Bang bang skeet skeet! Wanna get fcked up? Just do it quiet so granny don't complain!
by Choadly McChoad May 31, 2018
Get the Sarasota mug.Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.
by Dan00 August 19, 2008
Get the Sarasota mug.Ahh Sota lemme explain this place growing up there from 0-14. Sarasota known to jits from there as Sota is a quiet area half rich half poor outside looking in it looks rich and beautiful as it is but there is another side most people dont know about. Drugs, Violence, Gangs. If you think you should move there to start a family make sure your kid is either a buster or go to the good parts because while it looks amazing me growing up there I ended up in a gang (Old heads would call us fake but we really wasnt) and I started popping pills and smoking alot of weed (started smoking around 13) now im not saying its because of sarasota but the people there who are from there arent what the people who moved there are. I grew up around some people who I joined and found my way into a life that isnt what sarasota looks like now im not saying sota is ghetto or the hood bc it aint well except new town LMAO but it has its downs like I said ive seen jits in mcintosh middle school carrying box cutters bc they had opps n shit im not saying i was apart of this to show off but I need people to see what sarasota really is. Sota is beautiful and not unsafe but if you look for it you will find crazy shit. I bought my first blade on the school bus cuh this shii ain nun to play wit shiid ive had knives pulled on me in sota. Igh now that we dont wit da definiton FUCK SPAHN STREET BITCH SPAHNK LEMME SEE ONE OF YALL SPAHN ST JITS AROUND YALL CATCHIN ONE ON MY SOUL
by SotaJitt May 10, 2022
Get the Sarasota mug.It's a melting pot of rich kids that smoke a lot of weed and chill kids that just try to live by the rich kids that are usually assholes. There are actually quite a few chill teachers (Like Mr. Lorenzo) but the rest are stinky old people that will trash your grade book with confusing grading systems and assignments. Our sports teams suck but it doesn't really matter because nobody acknowledges their existence. We live in Sarasota so you are either upper middle class or just scraping by financially, you can usually differentiate the two by seeing who wears hollister and who doesn't. There are some nice upper class kids but they are very rare to find. Our school ends later than everyone in the district at a record breaking 4:15 PM and starts at 9:15 AM EST. If you are at this school you are probably experiencing the heinous ingredients of this hellhole such as: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, and bullies. You will probably see a popular kid date a girl for two weeks and break up with her then proceed to act like his/her life is over. If you go here or you are planning to, I wish you the best of luck.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Sarasota Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
Person 2: Yeah, have you heard of entering the bowels of hell?
by whoamihandle May 19, 2021
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