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santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.
I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.
by mrcyn November 19, 2013
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Satoria

A very beautiful women. Often judged as mean, intimating or unapproachable due to the harsh glare always worn on her face. Is very loving to those she truly cares about, but doesn't like to be bothered . Hosnetly is very mean but doesn't like to be told so .
Him : " Wow, She's gorgeous "
Her : " Who ? Satoria . She really is , but don't bother her "

Him : " Yea , I can tell by her face "
by Airotas July 16, 2017
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Sartorians

The sartorians are a strong fandom, they are girls or boys who support the singer Jacob Sartorius. They are the best, strongest, and loveliest fandom in the world!!
person #1: those are a lot of fans who are they here for?
person #2: oh! those are sartorians, they're here for jacob.
by connierdz3 May 24, 2018
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Santorum Administration

by pluhpkin August 1, 2012
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Santeri

He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him
Santeri is a finnish name
by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019
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Santorum Rally

1. A shocking sex act involving santorum, usually one that lasts a long time or has multiple components.

2. Specific sex acts meeting these conditions are sometimes referred to as a santorum rally.

3. To santorumize, esp. for an extended period of time.
"I went all the way with him," he said. I shuddered and looked down; I couldn't believe my ears. "I mean, when I say 'all the way,' I mean all-- the-- way," he continued, being sure to carefully annunciate each word, as though I wouldn't know what he was talking about if I missed the "the". I just couldn't bear the thought of the two of them together. Paul, my Paul. It just wasn't right. "Yeah, it was a real santorum rally last night."

"I GET IT!" I snapped, and even Simon seemed surprised at my reaction.
by rodisgod September 2, 2012
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sartorial flatulence

To watch her move down the catwalk in that most glorious manner somehow makes her loud but sartorial flatulence entirely benign.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 31, 2020
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