While performing anal sex with a partner doggy style, the pitcher periodically wipes his shaft free of shit and pre-cum with the palm of one hand, and grabs ahold of a handful of his partner's hair. He holds each shaft of hair until the shit dries it into a rigid ponytail. He then continues wiping and switching hands, creating a row of shit-stiff ponytails down the center of his partner's head, until she is left with a ponyhawk in the style of American Idol's Sanjaya.
by PantsBulge June 30, 2009
Get the Dirty Sanjaya mug.Sanjayarrhea is a severe and uncontrollable increase in the frequency and viscosity of bowel movements resulting from the overuse of hair care products combined with regular consumption of Indian food.
Sanjayarrhea should be distinguished from other conditions that can be confused with it. Although they may accompany Sanjayarrhea, they often have different causes. These other conditions are:
1. Incontinence of stool, which is the inability to control (delay) bowel movements until an appropriate time, i.e., until American Idol rewind is over.
2. An unforeseen rectal urgency which accompanies a fart that is so strong it overcomes all attempts at control. See shartalanche.
3. Incomplete evacuation, which is a sensation that another bowel movement is necessary soon after a bowel movement, See Chriscrockerahea.
Sanjayarrhea should be distinguished from other conditions that can be confused with it. Although they may accompany Sanjayarrhea, they often have different causes. These other conditions are:
1. Incontinence of stool, which is the inability to control (delay) bowel movements until an appropriate time, i.e., until American Idol rewind is over.
2. An unforeseen rectal urgency which accompanies a fart that is so strong it overcomes all attempts at control. See shartalanche.
3. Incomplete evacuation, which is a sensation that another bowel movement is necessary soon after a bowel movement, See Chriscrockerahea.
That Chicken Tikka Makhani was awesome but the next thing I knew I was blowing Sanjayarrhea all over my new car.
Halfway through getting her highlights done Britney noticed Sanjayarrhea dribbling down her leg; unfortunately, she did not make it to the toilet.
Halfway through getting her highlights done Britney noticed Sanjayarrhea dribbling down her leg; unfortunately, she did not make it to the toilet.
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The term comes from Sanjaya Malakar, the contestant on American Idol season 6 who consistently does bad performances with terrible hair.
The term comes from Sanjaya Malakar, the contestant on American Idol season 6 who consistently does bad performances with terrible hair.
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There are many rumors that Donald Trump's victory in the 2016 Republican convention was, in part, due to the number of Democrats who crossed party lines to sanjaya the primaries.
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