sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Sandy Vagina

adj:/ title for a person who is in a bad mood.

Kyle don't be pissed off because you have sand in your vagina.

by gAZI March 24, 2003

Sandy Vagina

Politically correct way of saying someone is an irritating cunt.

Marvin, do you need some Midol and Tampax because you are being a sandy vagina today.

by Rockingrandma October 14, 2011

sandy vagitosis

Sandy vagitosis is a common disorder affecting men. Similar to sandgina and pussyitus. The disease is termed because a man with this condition resembles a woman who has gotten sand in her vagina. Typically the disease presents itself after the man displays tendencies to skip out on male bonding activities such as drinking beer or playing sports. Sandy vagitosis is potentially dangerous as the man begins to lose all respect of his fellow comrades. As the condition worsens he soon begins to feel alone and no longer included in the ritualistic male bonding activities.

Tim: "Hey, Dane do you wanna order a pizza and have a couple of beers?"

Dane: "Nah, man. I have to hang out with my girlfriend tonight."

Tim: "Are you alright man? Sounds like you might be coming down with a case of sandy vagitosis."

by Tim K. April 27, 2006

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Sandy Vagina

To have sand in one's vagina means to be bothered, annoyed, or angry about something. The vagina in question is a proverbial vagina; people of either gender can have a sandy vagina.

"I have sand is my vagina" is synonymous with "I'm pissed off", "I'm annoyed" etc. Often shortened to "I have sand"

I have sand in my vagina about people asking stupid questions at work.

I have vaginal sand because So'n'so is being a real jerk to me.

That's not cool at all. I have sand about that.

I have a sandy vagina because I missed out on a promotion.

by Gats-pie April 18, 2006

sandy vagina

a male that bitches about every little thing, and crys like a little pussy.

Holy shit dude! Get that sand out of your vagina.

by Zedediah May 14, 2005