Samapotomus

A creature that is large in size, a little bit larger than a hippopotomus. Also very lazy.

Here is the wild Samapotomus in their natural habitat, notice how they can only take 5 steps before having to take a seat. and notice how it is telling every person their life story even though no one cares. OH now they ask random questions that make everyone feel akward.

by ruis April 19, 2010

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Sampada

A fun loving sexy burnette who loves to look great every single moment in her life. She is sweet and kind but knows how to give you a hell of time if you mess with her. She is a gret friend and always there for the people who love her. She loves puppies and dolphins and believes and protecting those who can not speak for themselves. She is extrememly giving and kindhearted. Makes everyone happy and spreds joy with her smile, always smiling. Loves chocolate.

Daniel: yoo man who is that hot chick right there, she is so beautiful and nice, it's people like her that make the world a better place.
Taylor:yo man you are so right any one who has her is damn lucky.Her name is definatekly Sampada

by Samara1347 December 9, 2010

Kelvin Sampson

Destroying something to the point it will never be able to recover.

Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.

by Tom Crean January 16, 2011

sampaju

Facial expression that shows deep distraction. Sampaju faces are characterized for eyes focused on nowhere, semi- opened mouth, and react a little slow when they're called. When you see someone with a Sampaju face, you should definetively be careful, their stupidity is contagious.

Guy: Hey, did you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: OMG her face!
Guy: She's definetively SO Sampaju.

by youwillbethedeathofme April 18, 2009

sampam

sampam is dreams nickname for twitch streamer sapnap, sampam is so attractive and if someone says he isn’t then they are an alien virus and must be destroyed instantly

“have you seen sampam”
“yes! but only dream can call him that.”
“he is very attractive”

by quackity (ipad kid) April 25, 2021

sampath

A cool guy who follows the path to himself.

Sampath! Follow the path to Sam!

Which path do we follow? The path to Sam!

by LightKnight September 16, 2013