Mohammed bin Salmonella, a.k.a. bin Salman is an inbred crown prince and practically the dictator in an oil-saturated, extreme conservative shithole called Saudi Arabia. He is a toxic and murderous sandnigger who doesn't tolerate criticism, he ordered the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi at the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, Turkey. His way of controlling are arrests, torture, rapings and murders, he is behind Saudi Arabian-led intervention in Yemen since 2015 because its authoritarian president (whose name no one remembers) asked for help, so far (2021) the war hasn't been successful for the alliance, being described as a military stalemate, except in one respect, it has only been successful in violating human rights.
- "I assume Mohammed bin Salmonella doesn't suffer from diarrhea, despite his name."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."
- "I guess you're right, rather the diarrhea suffers from that dune coon."
by O. W. Tongueincheek December 9, 2021
Get the Mohammed bin Salmonella mug.When someone is having such a good time (i.e. drinking, dancing, etc.) that the only way he/she can describe it is with rhyme; a derivative of the nonsensical "out like trout"
Mary: "How was the party last night?"
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."
Brad: "It was so much fun. We were jammin like salmon until the cops came. And then we were out like trout."
by B... October 8, 2012
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A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.
Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.
by Zesteas December 6, 2021
Get the Shitty Salmon mug.1. Something you say you've done that sounds vaguely sexual enough to impress people. If asked how to grill the salmon, make something up.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
2. The act of heating salmon over fire until it is cooked.
"I tossed her salad last night"
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
"Oh that's nothing. I was just grilling the salmon this morning"
Never have I ever grilled the salmon
by Jewish Grandma August 25, 2010
Get the grilling the salmon mug.The act of a Fancy man running his hand over raw salmon in order to prepare it for additional action, usually involving application to a GIF, video, or meme image, for online media entertainment purposes. This process may also be expressed as "salmoning", or saying that one will "salmon something" by adding footage of the Fancy hand rubbing raw salmon to GIFs, videos, and/or meme images.
by MaryInMaryland71 January 8, 2021
Get the rubbing salmon mug.A disease that causes the infected person to look like Ella Fitzgerald, a famous musician. Another symptom is random and spontaneous "scat" singing. The only known cure is to lick a chimp.
by Jsuper John November 8, 2011
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A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
A disease in which one has the ability to produce extremely large amounts of cum without controlling it. The loads have been known to range between .9 and 1.1 liters.
Rob- Hey Brendan, what the fuck happened here ? It was fucking skyler again, he rained on a girl and just left her there passed out. When I asked him what happened, he told me he was unable to control his salmonyla because he forgot to take his pills.
Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
Dave- Hey i have the disease too !
by Da Byla October 20, 2009
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