A guy who is hotter than anything in the world and has 2,000,000 inch dick. If you have a sister watch out she might faint.
by your mom 1235 February 23, 2020
a guy who is so bored that he searches his name on urban dictionary and is now reading this and thinking, "what the fuck."
Guy 1: You're searching your name on Urban Dictionary? What the hell is your problem?
Samer: Shut up before I kill you.
Samer: Shut up before I kill you.
by dr.philsbrotherinlawsmom October 17, 2010
Someone you see at the gym lifting weights on the treadmill. Also, keep an eye out for Samer if you have a sister.
by bigotsrus January 03, 2011
a situation where the train of thought is blown off track. a teacher could call on a student expecting a question relating to the math topic and the student asks a question about something completely irrelevant.
Teacher: Does anyone not understand this example of the Pythagorean Theorem?
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
*student in front row raises his hand*
Teacher: Yes, Student?
Student: Why are their always girls in the hallways holding hands?
Student in the Back: You just got SAMERED!!
by kjdhfs April 06, 2011
1. When you see a guy and a girl together, wearing nearly the exact same outfits.
2. Also can be used to agree with somebody.
2. Also can be used to agree with somebody.
Example Definiton 1:
Matt: Hey, look at those two, they are like twins.
Eric: They're samers.
Example Definition 2:
Paul: I am hungry as shit man, I want to get some food.
Matt: Samers
Matt: Hey, look at those two, they are like twins.
Eric: They're samers.
Example Definition 2:
Paul: I am hungry as shit man, I want to get some food.
Matt: Samers
by freezer November 16, 2007
Examples of samerism:
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!
Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!
Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!
by Brett L October 22, 2006