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Sam's Wood

Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM
by keeperofthewood September 1, 2011
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Sam's Town

A highly underrated album. Most of the people who don't like it haven't really listened to the album, but simply decided before that The Killers needed a sophomore slump, or didn't like that they changed their style a bit, or were unhappy with Brandon Flowers saying how much he enjoyed it. Is in fact an absolutely incredible album.
Sam's Town should really be judged by killers fans, not critics. The fans love it.
by Jman077 December 14, 2008
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Sam's dick

An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever

" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"
Sam's dick is the best dick I've seen
by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017
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Sam's Club

An off-shoot company of wal-mart that sells bulk amounts of items for very cheap prices. This practice, along with blatantly advertised affiliation with wal-mart and small busnisses is a ploy to counteract people who believe wal-mart is a vicious enemy to small business.
I just bought 120 condoms at Sam's Club for $2.00!

Jerome complains a lot about Wal-Mart ruining his small business. He often shops for supplies at the Sam's Club.
by B-C September 9, 2006
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Sam's Town

An absolute masterpiece of an album. If you thought Hot Fuss was awesome, wait till you hear this one. The Killers have absolutely outdone themselves, and it will be very hard for them to top this album.
by Adrian November 10, 2006
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Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
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