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Sam's Wood is no ordinary wood. It is strong and well polished. It smells... it smells of rich mahogany. It's sturdiness belays its noble elegance. But do not understimate Sam's Wood, for as easily as it can be used as a weapon of divine judgement, Sam's Wood can also be used as a dispenser of pleasure and ecstasy.
"Sam's Wood is far superior to Roy's Wood or even Andrew's Wood"

-Peter, Keeper of the IWAFOBJSM
by keeperofthewood August 29, 2011
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