softballs

beating around the bush; being gentle with the attack

Aaron: I think shes likes me.... What should i do?

Robert: Truthfully Broh?! Enough with the softballs, let her know what you really want!

by Airon General August 21, 2009

Sandballscapin'

The act of wearing no underwear while in uniform while deployed. Slang word used by soldiers, while deployed.

Soldier #1: "Man bro, my balls were sweating like crazy today! You got an baby powder? It's gotta be like 190 degrees today in Iraq!"

Soldier #2: "Nah Bro, I'm Sandballscapin' today! I didnt even bring any baby powder! Boxers, briefs and drawers are so first deployment! Get with the third!

by MAS$UP: Warriors Of Freedom March 16, 2009

Spaceballs

People trying to graduate from sock puppets to meat puppets, live human beings.

The spaceballs were trying to transform people into their puppets and guinea pigs, and their towns into their stages.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Softballs

Softballs:very soft,easy to playwith,they are a little to big,bigger than baseballs;)

"Hey dad,can I play with your softballs.

by Ayyyeee145 December 25, 2017

Spaceballs

A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.

Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?

Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.

by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005

spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.

The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

sagaballs

to have a saggy scrotum even when your penis is erect. it is so named because theodore roosevelt was rumored to have this condition.

""My history textbook says that Theodore Roosevelt, who lived on Sagamore Hill, had a horrible case of sagaballs, leading to his famous quote: "Speak softly and carry a heavy sack.""

by sefirom January 19, 2006