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Samosa Tits

A variant of the commonly sighted manboob, where the male breast is made of softer, more playful flab than a typical manboob. This results in a downward pointing shape in a triangular formation, like a samosa (the delicious triangular Indian snack).

It is usually middle aged men who have let themselves go who are afflicted with Samosa Tits.
Person 1: Have you seen the state of Mr Roberts recently?
Person 2: Yeah, he used to look alright, but now he's got Samosa Tits.
Person 3: I wonder if they taste like mango chutney?

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by rave69uk December 7, 2015
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SCEMOSEXUAL

being bisexual, scene and emo all at the same time.
oh my god look at all the scemosexuals.
like me
by tribilliee January 2, 2008
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samosa party

An orgy exclusively attended by people from the Indian subcontinent.
Boy 1: Omg! whats your neighbour cooking?! smells good!
Boy 2: Oh they ain't cooking anything! theyre having themselves a good ol' samosa party in there!
by bonerpolice1000 May 20, 2020
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samosa

Indian savory pastries filled with curry, generally potato curry. Quite possibly the most perfect things ever created by humankind, they are a treat for all occasions and a cure for all ills. Well, except violent gastrointestinal upset due to overconsumption, and we won't do that again now will we? Needless to say, they're radtastic.
Sometimes when I try to imagine what God looks like all I see is a samosa.
by Kayl April 9, 2008
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Semosis

The act of transferring skill sets through repeated semen exposure
Airplane is going down we need a pilot!!

I’ve had some semosis with a pilot. I’ll take a crack at landing this bird
by Dinostis May 9, 2019
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Seemose dripose

When a man spontaneously and unexpectedly ejacuates on a woman uncontrollably to produce seemose dripose.
Man 1: bro what happened last night?
Man 2: I couldn’t hold it, I just seemose dripose all over that bitch
Man 1: c’mon again??!!
Man 2: once you seemose dripose once you seemose dripose for life
by Hangus-grapuss February 28, 2019
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