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swaddling

When you sleep with your penis inside a girl for an entire night. As defined by Griffin McElroy in Episode 71 of advice podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me. A resolution to the "chronic weiner coldness" malady.
Justin: "Hey, Debbie and I have fun night last night. We went and saw Contagion, got some great Thai food, and then I fell asleep with my weiner in her."
Griffin: "Oh that's called swaddling, I didn't even know - I thought we invented it. It's the new sex sensation that's sweeping the nation."
by commissionercrotchbuttons September 15, 2011
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Swaddling

When a man and woman go to sleep after having sex with the man remaining inside of the woman.
After a great night, T and his girlfriend spent the night swaddling.
by forevercitrus82 September 13, 2011
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suddling

Sexy + cuddling
When you take cuddling to the next level.
When the girl proceeds to induce an erection through the process of rubbing dhat ass on dhat phat dick.
JOHN: "Yo how was hanging wit Jane last night??"
JOE: "Yo man it was lit. We participated in some hardcore suddling."
by bvggnbh January 21, 2016
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Sadding

eg.Look at that cunt sadding at that corner.
by Startex June 13, 2018
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Sandling Scoop

An object similar to a spoon but with a longer handle and a deeper scoop, generally used to profusely shove sand up ones butt hole until they can no longer pucker their sphincter muscle.
Hey bro, lets go build some sandcastles on the beach and try out this new sandling scoop that I borrowed from my friend, Nick.
by JCaal November 27, 2016
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Sandling Drag Chute

When you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your balls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.
Woah, man! Check out the Sandling Drag Chute that guy has got going on. He is running so fast!
by JCaal November 29, 2016
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sadling

Typically a young liberal. Someone who is easily offended and often takes it into themselves to be offended on other people's behalf- usually unsolicited. They tend to be happiest when upset about otherwise mundane things. Feels everybody is entitled to their opinion unless it clashes with their own.
She's constantly taking things out of context and made a big deal out of the most meaningless comments, she's a dramatic little sadling.
by Annie Donya March 17, 2017
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