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I love catholic schoolgirls cuz you don't even have to persuade them to try anal - they LOVE saddlebacking!
by suramila January 27, 2009
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Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Function: Noun
When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.
Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!
Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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by Aeddonger February 14, 2017
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by coolpapi March 10, 2009
Get the saddlebacking mug.Julie let Ken saddleback her last night; she thinks premarital sex is wrong but this doesn't count because it's not 'real sex.'
by SuzG January 30, 2009
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After attending the prom, Amber and Randy saddlebacked all night because she’s saving herself for marriage.
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