Girl: I'm not doing anything today.. so bored...
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
Me: Wanna hangout?
Girl: oh....Umm I'm social distancing right now.....
*Girl posts on story with her and a group of people later*
by Karab okama March 18, 2020
1. An introverts dream.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.
2. Staying six feet apart so you don't catch airborne diseases such as COVID-19.
The mayor Pronounced on the town speaker, "We will start social distancing as of tommorow. This means that we need to stay several feet apart to not catch the pandemic, COVID-19
Social distancing is when you have to jerk off on your own cell phone while face-timing with your chick because this beer virus is keeping everyone on house arrest.
I was on facebook live last night with my boyfriend when all of a sudden his screen turned all white because he told me he had to do some social distancing with me.
by Bendela Effect March 21, 2020
Yes, Billy Bob, I understand you have first amendment rights to protest social distancing, but please go back to your trailer because believe it or not no one gives a shit about your rights when people are literally dying.
by zonii April 28, 2020
Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.
2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 28, 2020
by Theoreticalpsydragon April 04, 2020