Urban Reindeer Hunting

Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

Lili Reinhart

the literal embodiment of beauty. body positive queen and advocate for mental health. currently dating the equally beautiful cole sprouse. an actual angel one could say.

Lili Reinhart is all I want for Christmas

by abigsoftie November 22, 2018

Reina

Reina is the Spanish word for queen. She better be treated like one. A beautiful name for a beautiful girl. She's happy & tough. Make sure not to mess with her or she can turn your life into a nightmare. Reina's have a thing for Karma & Revenge. However they're also understanding and intelligent. Your lucky if you find a Reina. They can change your life.

She's so woah...I want to make her my Reina.

by LAVAJOKER April 19, 2018

BoyF Reinds

BoyF Reinds is the adorable ship between Michael Mell and Jeremy Heere from broadways hit musical Be More Chill. They are the cutest example of the best friends to lovers trope.

I would sell my soul for BoyF Reinds to be labeled canon

by Poor grooms bride is a lesbian October 22, 2020

Reiner Braun

sexiest human being on Attack on Titan

he has a very huge cock

Reiner Braun is so preciou, we must protect him

by reiner's ass January 19, 2021

Haley Reinhart

Sexy, Hot, Cute, and Completely Adorable contestant on Season 10 American Idol. She is one of few Women to be Beautiful and Sexy as Fuck at the same time. She also has the super power to make Gay Guys turn Straight, and to make Straight Girls go Gay. These are called Haleysexuals.

Guy: "That chick Haley Reinhart looked Hot in the Black Fringe Dress last night!"
Girl(Haleysexual):"Haley looks Fucking Hot ALL the time!"

by HaleyReinhart August 25, 2011

reincartoonisation

The phenomenon of dying and being resurrected as a cartoon character.

Tim to Jane: "When I die, I wanna be born again as Bugs Bunny."

Jane: "That sounds like the perfect reincartoonisation for you. I totally see you munching on carrots already!"

by ricci-s March 1, 2009