lushstache

An unkempt mess of fur residing on the upper lip of an alcoholic.

Todd, I wish you would wash or shave your face once in a while, I can smell the Natty Ice and Black Velvet on your lushstache from across the room.

by Kn@rlyECO December 7, 2015

Rashstache

When a person(most likely female), attempts to remove unwanted upper-lip facial hair with a lotion or chemical remover(like Nair), and either leaves it on too long, or experiences an allergic reaction.

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rashstache.

by 2legit2legit2quit May 10, 2009

rumpstache

The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.

She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.

by Killy Pistol January 15, 2008

Rumstache

A liquid moustache -Similar to a Milkstache- developed while drinking rum(Or other alcohols) from a wide rimmed container like a glass. Can burn or leave rashes if left unchecked for long enough as the alcohol harms the sensitive upper lip skin. Sometimes enjoyable to have a member of the opposite sex lick off.

James woke up with a bad rash after failing to wipe off his rumstache

My girlfriend had a big rumstache after her swig, so I used it as a reason to lock lips.

by drinkysmokey January 23, 2010

Kushstache

the adornment on one's face of a dank kush nugget.. placing sticky kush nugs under your nose to smell..

I just took a big whiff of that kush (skunk bud) still feels like I'm wearing a kushstache.. 2)If I could only grow a kushstache.. mustache made of lush

by horusjade420 November 8, 2012

rustache

A thin black line of hair under rusty's 9 or any other indian person's)nose that, when shaved off, makes th nose look 10 times longer.

Rusty shaved off his rustache, and now he just doesn't look complete.

by Kyra McCormick February 24, 2008

Russtache

The mustache of a man named "Russ".

Your russtache is looking quite bushy!

by Purrrnickie December 10, 2010