rumpelstiltskin

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

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Rumpelstiltskin

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

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A cocktail consisting of vodka and Dr. Pepper. It is traditionally served over ice in a juice glass.

Bartender, I'll have a Rumpelstiltskin and a beer.

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A freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv and who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him.

Rumpelstiltskin: (wanking) Go on say it
Cinderella: (bleeding) Umm, Eric?
Rumpelstiltskin: (kicks her in the face) NO! Ahhh yeahh... now suck it..

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Did you hear about Sean's girl. She stopped taking her birth control pills so he had to rumpelstiltskin.

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Tbh it’s daddy rumpelstiltskin yes he’s packing and yes he’s thick tbh so is daddy jar jar but daddy rumpelstiltskin is better

Daddy rumpelstiltskin is so hot

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When a woman is on top riding you like a motorcycle, and starts having explosive diarrhea on your ball sack.

Things were getting really hot last night until she gave me the nastiest unexpected Rumpelstiltskin!

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