Nightly Routine

The act of jerking off before bed.

Don’t talk to me if I have completed my nightly routine!

by Namssa96 March 21, 2020

Routine

An arbitrary word used by management officials to blur the lines of clarity when clearly losing an argument with an employee or an employee organization or when implementing something without a clear need to do so.

That issue isn't worth addressing. It doesn't happen routinely nor does it rise to the threshold of what we would consider routine.

by Ricky Road March 4, 2019

dead phone routine

A person's excuse that they flaked out on an agreed-upon meeting or date with you because their phone was not working, not paid, or not charged. These excuses are often belied by the fact that a call to the user results in a normal dial tone, rather than going straight to voicemail.

The dead phone routine usually goes something like this:

1. "Sorry, I got stuck downtown and my phone died."
2. "Hey I just got my phone back up I had to pay it first."

by Moggraider April 29, 2014

rooting

In America it means cheering, in Australia it means fucking.

Jim Courier, the American tennis player, was commenting on a match for Australian television. A female player was close to victory on court, while the players for the next match wanted her to close out the match so they could get on court. Courier, "There's two guys in the locker room rooting loudly for her."

by diggler2002 July 12, 2006

rooting

aussie slang term for fucking

"damo is so rooting emma in there, what a (sick cunt!!) "

by bigdudeydude July 4, 2017

rootinest, tootinest

A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent.

Yosemite Sam is the rootinest, tootinest sumbitch with a six-shooter you ever did see.

by Dr. Venkman December 11, 2005

rooinek

Taken from Afrikaans, a rooinek is an English speaking South African, usually of British decent. The name literally means "red-neck" and comes from the sun burnt necks of the British Army soldiers who wore pith helmets on campaign in South Africa. The helmets often did not afford enough protection from the sun which resulted in the sun burn. The term is usually used as an insult.

John is a big rooinek

by Duane Kirkwood August 23, 2006