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roadkill cafe

Any number of "hole-in-the-wall" diners that you would find nestled at roadside along long stretches of secondary roads and highways, usually in lowly populated towns, that serve a variety of mysterious dishes and desserts cleverly disguised as home cooking.
Halfway through the trip through Nevada, our sandwich supply diminished and we were forced to stop at a roadkill cafe, which surprisingly, served a scrumptious armadillo waffle.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 13, 2010
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Roomskillet

A roommate (at college, a summer program, a lengthy vacation, boarding school, or any other dorm or hotel living situation) with whom one gets along well. Roomskillets should feel comfortable discussing bodily functions, sharing food, and being partially naked around each other. Roomskillets also tolerate each other's antisocial tendencies or ridiculous partying schedules.
The term roomskillet is a modified version of homeskillet, and similar terms include roomdawg and roomboy (not to be confused with the Roomba, which is a popular vacuum/pet, and a great potential present for your roomskillet, due to its ability to keep your shared living space clean and fulfill your need for a pet while not violating common dorm and hotel anti-pet policy).
Maddie: Sup, roomskillet?
Bridget: Not much roomdog, just playing Peggle on my computer.
Maddie: So we getting schwasted tonight?
Bridget: I have to beat this next level, but you go have fun!
Maddie: I love you, roomskillet.
by mardarlarnar October 1, 2010
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Roadkill Sweet-Cheese

The non-Newtonian fluidic mixture found in and around discarded condoms used by truckers and their country courtesans. Resulting from diets high in Monster energy drink and gas-station nacho cheese.
"Hey Bob, that ain't no land-jellyfish, that's some Roadkill Sweet-Cheese, don't even touch it with your Trash Picker!"
by EmperorEli February 4, 2021
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Roadkill burnout

What happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car's rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carcass multiple times.
Mike: "Damn Jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill."

Jeremy: " Yeah, that's what I call my roadkill burnout special."

Andrew: "Yum, ground beef! Lets go to Taco Bell".
by miracle_max January 3, 2008
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fashion roadkill

A model who trips and falls on the runway
Did you see her fall on the runway? She was fashion roadkill!
by mmmgirl March 12, 2004
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roadkill

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"
So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.
by Nyana October 3, 2006
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Roadkill Hot

1. When something is in the midst of being fucking sexually attractive and fugly at the same time.

2. In some tenses, this is a term that is used to define something sick and warped yet ironically humorous that would make a person obtain an erection of the penis when it would usually make most people walk away in the other direction.
Did you see that dead hooker lying on the curb of the street? Oh my god she was so roadkill hot! I wanted to bone the shit out of her!
by TecnhoHead June 18, 2011
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