riptardscaladelicious

To be so high that you can't even function or have no idea whats going on around you. But yet you still are the happiest person alive at that point in time.

dude i got ahold of some of that purp and i was so riptardscaladelicious after i hit that shit up.

by boweezy January 20, 2009

rip tear and bust

the action of being a generally clumsy fucker that always messes up delicate procedures. Often used by builders over the age of 75, when referring to their grandchildren

"Oh look, here comes ol' rip tear and bust, hide the tools."

by Paul Robertson March 18, 2008

riptarted

extremely stoned

man im riptarted.
man hes riptarted.
are you riptarted.
lets get riptarted.

by riptard March 20, 2012

risteard

Riseards are loyal, trustworthy but most of all funny. They are the class clown and the ones their friends turn to cheer them up and make them laugh. They are people pleasers who try to help others out even if that means they might come up short. Risteard is a sociable, charismatic man who likes to spend his time drinking pints with the lads. He also loves to spend time with his family and enjoy his mothers cooking. Risteard has no trouble when it comes to women with his funny personality and witty charm. He knows how to make a girl laugh whether it's with him or at him. He will try his best to make a girl happy, however, can sometimes be too lighthearted and too much of a joker to take things seriously when it comes to it. Overall, a Risteard always has good intentions and is never one to turn down a party or have the craic.

BTW: Dick is a nickname for Risteard and with good reason ;P

I went out with Risteard last night. we stayed out all night and then went to a house party. he's some man to have with you on a night out.

I heard the screams from Risteards room last night I wonder if that poor girl is still alive.

by cxcxcxcx March 23, 2023