ringtone rap

the shitty new pop/hip hop that floods the radio. Ringtone rap is any of the singles from non-talented rappers such as d4l, mims, dem franchize boyz, huey and any of the other so-called rappers that all sound alike. Most often heard as tool-ass teenagers' cellphone ringtones, or on the radio for two weeks every other song. songs like this are the reason i smoke cigarettes.

amber: OmFg GuRLLL I hEaRd DiZz HaWtTt JoInT on DuH RaDiO gUrL iTzZ cAlLeD dIs Iz WhY iM hOt GuRl!!
katie: DaAaAaAmN gUrL iZz GoOd! LeTs DrIvE aRoUnD oUr SuBuRbAn ToWn PlAyInG iT rLy LoUd!!

sensible person: if you bitches play that ringtone rap around me i'll kill you both.

by froobinator August 31, 2007

Ringtone-itis

A frequently occurring phenomenon now that real songs are often used with cellular phones, taking the place of the antiquated "ringing" sound.

Ringtone-itis occurs when a favorite song is chosen to be someone's ringtone, but after months of hearing it when receiving a call, that person cannot stand to hear the song anywhere (on the radio, iPod, CD). A once-beloved song is now taboo. And the worst part is, you did it to yourself.

You- "Dude, I LOVE "Heartless" by Kanye! I'm so gonna make that my ringtone!"

4 months later.........

You again- "Dude, if I hear that song one more time I am going to punch someone in the face, I am that enraged by my once-beloved song."

A wise friend- "Sounds like a case of Ringtone-itis to me. The cure? Change your ringtone, man."

(And the sick cycle begins again)

by UrbaneScholar June 4, 2009

Gloucestershire Ringtoss

The process by which, over the course of several years, a distinguished gentleman collects a substantial amount of knobcheese and forms it into a disc weighing several pounds. This must then be entered as the rolling cheese in the Gloucestershire cheese rolling competition, which is particularly difficult considering that it has been made by the same woman since 1988. To overcome this, one may either stealthily switch the cow-cheese with the man-cheese at any point in the process or convince the woman by sob story that the cheese was made by your dying mother who only ever wanted to see it rolled downhill or something, preferably using a starved puppy as a visual aid. Unbeknownst to anyone involved, however, one will have carved a hole in the cheese just wider than the diameter of your dick, hidden under the paper ribbons that wrap it. This is because you will, at the point it is thrown down hill, burst out from the crowds at the bottom and attempt to catch it on your dick, which should burst through the ribbons like a triumphant Olympic athlete, before you are then crushed by the waves of tumbling shire-folk.

‘A great race this year in which everyone died and finally someone got his dick out’ – The Gloucester Citizen

‘The Gloucestershire Ringtoss has finally been completed. The process has begun. Humankind’s dusk approacheth.’ – Mysterious man in cloak from The Royal Society of Go Away

by 535 February 21, 2012

Change your ringtone

The proper term for "anal bleaching".

I got to the club late because I was changing my ringtone.

No, mom, I don't want to help you change your ringtone.

Yeah, Bob, the way you changed your ringtone really brings the room together.

by Hoos1492 August 16, 2018

ringgold high school

if a place full of rednecks, pregnant teenagers, and fuckboys appeals to you, rhs is the place for you! everyone here is assholes and everyone is addicted to nicotine and triple c’s and all kinds of other drugs. most of the girls here think they’re ghetto and get into fights every week. all the red necks are not only racist, but very anti-lgbtq+. if i were you, i’d never come to rhs if you don’t want to consider committing bath toaster everyday. also our football team sucks ass and cockroaches and mice are everywhere.

friend 1: “oh my god is she pregnant?”
friend 2: “what girl in ringgold high school isn’t pregnant?”

by EaT mY D!ck October 16, 2019

Ringtone R&B

R&B music that lacks soul and emotion and has similar to ringtone rap. Lots of pop and hip-hop elements and usually sings about "ma shawty", "ma boo" with a random Ayyyyy.

The Dream is ringtone R&B. Joe is real R&B.

by Kyle 230 December 7, 2009

Ringtown

A completely boring town that consists of fields, and fields, and more fields, and some cows and horses. You absolutely do not want to live here, you will want to kill yourself from boredom almost all the time.

hey, wanna go to ringtown?" "no, that place makes me wanna kill myself

by abs. January 16, 2011