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Ringhead

A sexual act where a person eats onion rings stacked on their partner's erect penis.
I gave Jake ringhead in Burger King's parking lot after we got our onion rings order.
by fakelarrydavid January 2, 2022
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stoopid ringleader

One of supreme being. A person who starts chaos and ENDS THE WORLD! One who causes havok, which causes others to follow.
*chaos created*

Person 1: WTF?!?!
Person 2: STOOPID RINGLEADER!!!
Stoopid Ringleader: muahahahhaa
by Heather September 18, 2004
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ringspread

A ringspread is the act of bearing one's buttocks. Usually at any unsuspecting audience. Also known as Mooning but with an emphasised parting of arse cheeks . The ringspread can be modified to be a thirsty bulldog.
This is a true story. A passenger on a bus was going past a used car lot when he saw the salesperson extolling the virtues of some heap of shit car.
The passenger yelled out of the bus window to the folks in the car lot.
" Hey mate that car has an engine that is as good as this...(passenger in bus then bares his arse and pulls the arsecheeks apart ( the ringspread) much to the bewilderment of the salesperson and customer").

Other passengers such as myself roar laughing.
by Coitdog June 20, 2006
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Ringleader

Person A becomes a "ringleader" when they are in a threesome that satisfies all of the following criteria:

1) Person B and Person C are the opposite gender of Person A.
2) Person B thinks they are Person A's significant other.
3) Person C thinks they are Person A's significant other.
4) Persons B and C do not discover that Person A has played them both. They do not know they are both being cheated on as a result of the threesome.

This is considered one of the most difficult things to do in the bedroom, or in life in general.
1: "You hear what Nathan did?"
2: "No... what?"
1: "Motherfucker pulled off the ringleader... I never thought it was possible..."
2: "Damn, he played those bitches."
by tdug December 3, 2011
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Ringsted

A Russian Dictator who likes to take over Deparments. Likes Trench coats, Fedoras, and Goatees.
Jimone: Ringsted, I broke my leg.

Ringsted: It's your fault.
by Jimone November 3, 2013
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