rigor mortis

the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead

The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.

After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.

by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007

rigor mortis

when the blood of a dead person cools off making them stiff
from latin

i tried to steal the ring off the dead mans finger, but rigor mortis had set in and instead of getting the ring off, i ended up taking the whole hand

by shitze January 12, 2006

Rigor Mortis

A Texas metal band that came along just after Boss Tweed and Pantera and was signed on Capitol records. Rigor Mortis was best known for songs like Speed Whore, Mummified and ZOG. They were also well known for being heroin addicts but still a top notch very professional band. One night at Joes Garage while Rigor Mortis was playing a guy jumped up on the stage and stabbed a couple of the band members.

Rigor Mortis blew the doors off of Joe's Garage last night.

by Rivothead June 4, 2009

rigor mortis

What happens to your fingers when you "finger" someone for too long

Bruh, I fingered that girl so long that when she finished my fingers where all rigor mortis and shit

by D-WALLoftheclique October 22, 2010

rigor mortis

the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.

by My May 12, 2003

rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 6, 2006

rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."

by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005