rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

rigor mortis

Something that is very stiff and hard to move.

It seems Stewie wee wee, has been stricken with rigor mortis.

by Tyrone November 10, 2004

rigor mortgage

The feeling that sets in when you realize the value of your house is approaching zero.

How do you feel about the halted construction in your neighborhood?
I'm stiff with rigor mortgage.

by Robopoet February 22, 2008

Rigor mortis

use this word to describe your penis when its erect.

my penis has been struck with rigor mortis.

by americas favorite cookie June 18, 2005

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010

rigor blumpkin

an act of necrophilia by which a person recieves a blumpkin from a corpse

Don't piss me off or I'll kill you and make you give me a rigor blumpkin! - Tino

by Andy D February 16, 2005

rigor viva

Tension or numbness in the extremities felt in the period building up to or during the petit mort. Like rigor mortis but you feel it before you cum not after you die.

"That big ol' dick really gave me a touch of the rigor viva in the tips of my toes while it was re-arranging my guts."

"I grabbed her ass so tight my hand got rigor viva."

by OwenF August 17, 2018