Renzo

Renzo is extremely amazing. It’s easy to be friends with him, and even easier to fall in love with him. He is super funny and loves to play truth or dare. You can trust him to keep secrets because he’s veerrryyy loyal. Please never leave renzo if your dating him because he is the most amazing man you will EVER meet. He may be awkward, clumsy, and weird but that’s more reason to love him. Usually Italian.... 🙃

Person “Dude Renzo is so akwar-“
Person 2 “ DUDESHUT THE FUCK UP HE IS THE BEST PERSON EVER DONT MAKE ME THROW YOU IN THE MICROWAVE!!!”

by THEFUCKINGOAT October 21, 2018

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Renzon

A Versatile beast. Truly one of the most profound wild card people ever. He may do 60% on everything he does cause he is selfish with his time. That's the thing. He could do anything once taught. From flying a plane, killing people, healing people,building,cleaning,driving,running,fighting,go to the store for you. He could do anything and that's what makes a Renzon a versatile beast. He may not be the best. When it comes to doing a completed different task 180,90,45 of what he just did, he could do. This is not a right hand man, this is a mutherfucking Kintaro of arms.

Shift Manager: *on the phone* Hi Aaron you coming to work today?
Aaron: No I found another job, sorry dude.*hangs up*
Shift Manager: *on the phone again* Hi Sammy you coming to work today?
Sammy: Sorry I don't feel good today *hangs up*
Renzon: *already at the job site* don't worry I'll be cashier/fryer/make the sandwich/clean the whole place today ,close then open and prep in the morning to do a 14 hour and close again.

Shift Manager: well fuck me damn...
Renzon: Maybe after work
Shift Manager: no I got a boyfriend , and it was a figure of speech.
Renzon:I figure we fuck here right now and nobody will know.

*Shift Manager gets cummaged and ravage*

by West-coast booster October 12, 2016

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