calf ribbons

A pair of tattoos running down the back of a girl's calves. The tattoos in question are usually either a bow with a pair of ribbons going down the back of each calf, or a heart with a single line extending down the back each calf, but there are many other variations. Emo/alternative/goth girls are common to be found with these tattoos.

Guy 1: "Yo, I heard that guy's girlfriend has calf ribbons!"

Guy 2: "Wow, is she an emo?"

by Durial_321 July 9, 2011

rosie ribbons

wannabe singer and general twat who is idolised by sarah.

oh michelle, i wish i looked like rosie ribbons. she's divine she is.

by mrs will young October 19, 2004

Blue Ribbons

A groups of girls that are white trash.

They're all blue ribbons in that group tbh

by FantaBanta69 February 21, 2017

Pabst Brown Ribbon

The stain left on a hipster's underwear after a night spent drinking copious amounts of PBR tall boys while wearing an ironic t-shirt he bought on the internet, listening to really shitty pseudo-punk music, and going on and on about how deck the band is in a PoMo kind of way

Johnny woke up with a huge and greasy pabst brown ribbon after another night spent drinking too much PBR at the Brass Rail

by IkickHipsters September 14, 2011

Blue Ribbon Special

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

firewatch ribbon

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)

Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

by hippie samurai June 20, 2012

Rusty Ribbon

What happens when a woman stains her thong with a moist, juicy, liquid filled fart.

I was gonna do Chadra last night, until I found her Rusty Ribbon.

by Estacada James March 1, 2006