NNN fail explanation

The reason your homie failed no nut November is because he wasn’t strong enough to survive. Although it was for a good reason as I told him about Riley Reid on porn hub and how to make a fake flesh light. you get a glass, put sponges around the inside then put some rubber gloves into it to fit ur dong size. You should try it! Use this to explain to someone as to why you failed no nut November.

Some dude: yo have u failed yet
The other guy: um yeah......
Some dude: dude wtf ur weak bruh
The other guy: read this NNN fail explanation, cunt

by Stop giving it the biggun November 12, 2019

Nigga explanation

When you make complicated things sound so simple a nigga could do it

Teacher: Alright class click on the annotate tab and select the algorithm C beta alpha
Student1: what?
Student 2: click the big ass A and click the shit that looks like it says cab
Student 1 :thanks for the nigga explanation!

by Jc fluid February 19, 2018

sexplanation

To explain sex or sexual matters to an individual.

"Dad, how's a baby made?"
"Looks like its time for a sexplanation".

by marliemellow June 27, 2009

penetration with no explanation

To penetrate one of a females holes with a penis. And then leaving in the morning without saying anything.

Well she was a bar slut, so it was my typical
"penetration with no explanation"

by Jason Jackman December 18, 2008

Texplanation

To send a text message to someone with a lame explanation of why you can't attend your rendez-vous/ party / hang-out / drinks. (Usually a lie.) The main purpose of the texplanation is to avoid the awkward phone conversation where the person to which you are talking totally knows you're lying and doesn't want to accuse you.

Jenny: Ugh, I don't feel like going to Brooke's graduation get together with her family. Her mom's boobs are awful and hard and it hurts when she hugs me. I have to send that bitch a texplanation.

*Whips out cellphone*

Text message: "Hey Brooke! Sory i cant come 2 ur party! my cat is ded and im jst 2 sad!"

Thank God I could texplain my way out of that!

by Ieatbabiesforlunch December 18, 2007

Trexplanation

'Trexplanation' is a term for explaining something really complex and long.

Man one: I wanna tell you something, but it's to much of a trexplanation.

by Ihatemulletstheyareannoying October 7, 2011

Vexplanation

A failed attempt at explanation that leaves you more confused than you were before.

I thought I had deduced what was going on in that opera; but now after sitting through your long-winded vexplanation I have no idea why it ended as it did.

by reuster July 9, 2010