Colonial Retreat

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

cell-regret

1. After buying a new cell phone with a 2-year service plan, you are sad that a friend bought a cooler, fancier, feature-laden phone at better price than you did.
2. You wish you could go back and get the different phone, but it would be prohibitively expensive.

The cell-regret was terrible after seeing Gary's new phone.

by Daveed May 28, 2006

Comment regret

Regretting that you commented something on Facebook, because the whole exchange of comments made you look stupid, ignorant or the like ...or just because the conversation got way more complicated than you had imagined.

When that exchange of comment turned into a religious discussion, I had a severe case of comment regret

by AntonU August 22, 2011

chrimson regret

When you hate yourself for cutting yourself. Also refers to attempted suicide (failed) by slashing of the wrists.

"I lay dying and I'm pouring chrimson regret and betrayal."

by Dark Fairy27 August 2, 2006

Click Regret

This is an unintentional click/ like on a pic or post that you don't actually like but subsequently too lazy (or maybe even too nice) to go back and unlike/unclick.

Crap! I "liked" her pic by accident, now I got total click regret.

by WordsyChick July 2, 2014

Cum regret

That feeling of not being turned on by something you just ejaculated to.

I had such bad cum regret after jerking it to that animal gangbang.

by Pancakes1234 June 27, 2017

chicken regret

When you order just a little bit too much food, and the amount left over seems too small to keep as leftovers, so you eat it because you’d rather not waste it - and now, you’re overfull and your whole meal is ruined.

I mean there’s only one more chicken ball, it can’t hurt…

*10 minutes later*

Oh god no! Chicken regret! I feel so gross!

by Fishmad122 December 8, 2021