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Retardeditity

A level of being retarded beyond the regular level of retardation.
Adams level of retardeditity never ceases to amaze me.
by Dragon Toes September 30, 2007
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retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.
I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.
by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010
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retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded
Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.
by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004
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Retardified

What happens when someone says something so stupid or ridiculous that you instantly lose more than 80 IQ points and become instantly incapable of responding in an appropriate, intellectual way.
He told me that the reason he could not walk to work was because he bought new shoes, they were made upside down and didn't notice until he got them home and tried to put them on. I was instantly retardified.

The suspect said to me: "Officer, even though you think that's a picture of me on that license, it is not. That's not my car that I was driving, either. I am not sure what you pulled me over for, I was walking down the sidewalk. " I was instantly retardified.
by UpChuckyCharms June 17, 2013
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retarditis

a condition where one displays a complete and utter lack of social skills. a person affected with retarditis may have an IQ slightly higher than his or her own age.
Zeb's test results just came back from the doctor and the results are positive. He has retarditis. The doctors say he only has 6 months 'til he's a full blown retard.
by C Had May 9, 2006
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Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.
1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.
by The Train Productions October 22, 2008
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retardicity

Something that demonstrates a distinctive retardedness surrounding it.... more of an air than anything else, a sort of "je ne sais quois" that tells you, inherently, that this person/place/thing is truly and utterly retarded.
My buddy dave, though suave in his leather jacket and sneakers, would be flush with retardicity any time he opened his mouth.
by Muntumbo mo klick December 24, 2008
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