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Rebelation

When you have a powerful understanding thought for the first time that you are a rebel. In this action you are in acceptance that you are a rebel.
Man 1: When will you have a rebelation that you are a in facttrebel?

Rebel: I'm to rebellious to care
by lukemandese March 10, 2008
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Masturbation Revelation

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.
"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"
by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011
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Post Cum Revelation

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.
John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time
by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012
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food point remediation

days where one must refrain from indulging in excessively pricey meals, so that later in the semester they do not suffer from starvation.
"hey man go get me some chips"
"dude bro no way this week i am on food point remediation"
by cateyandalex September 23, 2009
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porcelain revelation

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.
Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.
by ilted April 8, 2010
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Temptation Revelation

This is all acted toward being tempted or allured into something, it may be divine truth, it may be the mystery of armeggedon, wouldn't you like to know? This is a Temptation Revelation.
Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.
by The Widow October 9, 2004
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New Year's Revelation

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009
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