by Arge_e June 5, 2022
Get the Relief mug.Feeling that soldiers of color feel when going to fight in Iraq, Syria or Afghanistan.
For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.
Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?
Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄
For the first time, people of color get to be in a position of privilege over Caucasians.
Seeing over-privileged Caucasians bomb themselves until the Roman ruins in their country are destroyed, then being able to have Muhammad as a slave?
Talk about black/Native Revenge. 👣👳🏾 ♀️🧔🏾🤡☺️🦄
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024
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Since the prices of gas are not coming down and there is no relief in sight, "relief at the pump" NOW means taking a piss on the pump, dump on the pump, or displaying some other form of aggressive or disagreeable behavior.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Urinating or defecating on the gas pump.
Jack was so ticked off that gas was $5.00/gallon when he was on his ski vacation that he got "relief at the pump" by peeing on the pump! What an idiot! Still, I can't say I blame him!
by thingoneandthingtwo June 11, 2012
Get the relief at the pump mug.The act of opening ones bowels after holding it for a prolonged period of time. Relief shits are often explosive and those lucky enough to have reached a toilet in time describe the feeling as euphoric or like experiencing an orgasm.
There are 4 stages leading up to a relief shit.
Stage 1. A deep grumbling pain develops in the stomach far away from any known toilet, which intensifies very rapidly.
Stage 2. Panic ensues and victims break out in a sweat as the chocolate banana starts poking its way out.
Stage 3. Deep concentration sets in as the victim focuses on various arse clenching techniques to contain the beast.
Stage 4. Desperation. By now, the chocolate volcano is due to erupt any second and the victim is literally touching cloth. The end is neigh. A stage 4 victim cannot stand straight nor walk properly.
Many times, it will end with the victim franticly fumbling with a door key, trying to gain access to their property, losing vital seconds in the race for the loo.
There is a phenomena related to relief shits where the dark pony becomes more intent on escaping the closer you get to home.
Wife's and girlfriends are notorious relief shitters. They wait hours, sometimes days for their partners to leave the house before decimating the toilet bowl. They then clean up the monstrosity they have created just in time for the unsuspecting husbands return.
It is estimated that in the UK alone, 72% of men are married to, or living with serial relief shitters.
There are 4 stages leading up to a relief shit.
Stage 1. A deep grumbling pain develops in the stomach far away from any known toilet, which intensifies very rapidly.
Stage 2. Panic ensues and victims break out in a sweat as the chocolate banana starts poking its way out.
Stage 3. Deep concentration sets in as the victim focuses on various arse clenching techniques to contain the beast.
Stage 4. Desperation. By now, the chocolate volcano is due to erupt any second and the victim is literally touching cloth. The end is neigh. A stage 4 victim cannot stand straight nor walk properly.
Many times, it will end with the victim franticly fumbling with a door key, trying to gain access to their property, losing vital seconds in the race for the loo.
There is a phenomena related to relief shits where the dark pony becomes more intent on escaping the closer you get to home.
Wife's and girlfriends are notorious relief shitters. They wait hours, sometimes days for their partners to leave the house before decimating the toilet bowl. They then clean up the monstrosity they have created just in time for the unsuspecting husbands return.
It is estimated that in the UK alone, 72% of men are married to, or living with serial relief shitters.
"God I wish he'd leave the house so I can finally have this relief shit'
"I went back home as I forgot my car key, You won't believe me but I caught the wife taking an almighty relief shit, had to get the plumber out"
"I went back home as I forgot my car key, You won't believe me but I caught the wife taking an almighty relief shit, had to get the plumber out"
by Lee Everette March 12, 2015
Get the Relief Shit mug.Taking an unnecessary shower that you need anyways to relieve your stress. Many people like the calming affects that warm water gives them.
"Even though I showered 2 hours ago, I really needed a relief shower after me and my boyfriend got into a fight."
by OhSoAle January 7, 2010
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Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Function: Noun
Etymology Modern English by adding relief and tube.
Date: 20th Century
A tube that is used to releive the pilot of an aircraft by inserting his naughty bits in the tube and thus relieving himself. The relief tube is a great pain and embarrassment saver for said pilot.
Pilot: Hey Mac, my relief tube is too short. Last flight I had to piss myself. Now I'm not only cold, but I also feel like a fuck stick.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
Mechanic: Nah, just checked it, your relief tube is factory length.
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
Get the Relief Tube mug.(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.
by Bill Peters November 17, 2006
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