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a nice guy and a great actor who the internet needs to leave alone.
Keanu Reeves is great, but chill out guys!
by sw1mming trunks June 13, 2019
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michael reeves

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by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020
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The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.
I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011
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Rectum Reliever

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Man, I was tearing Tanyas ass apart last night and she tapped out. As she was crying mercy, she said why don’t you stuff it it my Rectum Reliever. I asked her what she meant, and she opened her mouth and I obliged! What a great woman.
by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.
1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.
by Brananigan February 27, 2018
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Michael Reeves

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Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.
you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy
by turtle_destroyer June 7, 2020
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relvester

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He's a relvester
by Mindgo November 9, 2018
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