Résumeme

(n.) an additional résumé when applying for jobs in social media/ digital marketing that showcases memes and other original content

Interviewer: This is an impressive résumé, do you have anything else you'd like to show us?
Interviewee: Yes, I also have this résumeme
Interviewer: *under breath* holy shit

by NearlyOutOfMilk June 2, 2017

résumé

1. A résumé is a list of your qualifications, achievements, skills etc that you give to a prospective employer.

2. Tits.

1.
man I'll never get this job unless I lie on my résumé

2.
a: I saw you were interviewing for a new secretary yesterday - who the job job?
b: *sniggers* the one with the best résumé

by Iain1977 April 15, 2008

Resume Stain

A previous job that was so bad (or was with a company whose reputation is so bad) that you'd rather make up an excuse for the time gap on your resume than list the job.

My previous employer has a terrible reputation. It is a resume stain. I won't put it on my resume out of fear that I won't get hired due to their reputation.

by 123456789anonymous June 15, 2011

resuming handshakes

One of the most highly anticipated social aspects indicative of the imminent end of the Coronavirus Pandemic.

As we look around we see that folks everywhere are resuming handshakes!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021

google resume

The first page of results that comes up when a person's name is put into google.

I should have checked this guy's google resume before I hired him.

I met this chick the other day and I was totally into her, but then I checked out her google resume and it turns out she used to be a dude.

There is some other dude with the same name as me who is totally fucking up my google resume.

by Jonah Sauce January 14, 2009

show me your resume

A phrase used to request a fist bump. Usually used among climbers. Originally used to show that the other person is safe to climb with.

"Yo Somani, show me your resume!"

by 5.15 is only the beginning February 9, 2010

Reisha

One of the nicest, sweetest people you will ever meet. Reisha can be shy and quiet at first, but once you get to know her she is really nice. She`s smart and funny and very innocent. She was always a little princess growing up and wants to stay that way. She doesn`t get dirty jokes, or doesn`t find them funny. She will help you with your homework, and anyother problems you have. An over all awesome person

Ali: That girl who sits in front of me in math class is really nice and smart!
Zac: I think her names reisha

by DramaLlama2014 June 18, 2011